red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns
anyone who associates with odysseusgirls who sleep with sam
i think we can all relate to plankton in a way
How something can go from “great” to “fuck everything in this fucking life” in a second is and will always be a complete mistery to me
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
Reblogging for Haymitch.
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
i should be doing homework right now but you know
No one’s ever going to marry me because at my wedding i would hold a toaster in one hand and a piece of bread in the other and exclaim ‘i’d like to make a toast’.
imagine being in the shower, home alone, and the lights go out. like how scary would that be