So this happened on facebook today….
Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.
people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.
I don’t think anyone understands how incredibly fucking relevant this is.
If you feel this way around me, I will always forgive you.FROEVER!please!
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
i want this
Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.
Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.
Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition
As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.
One hundred percent support
i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???
If it’s against the law to discriminate someone because of their skin colour it should be against the law to discriminate what’s on their skin too 100% support this
^ although I think it’s completely wrong to discriminate against anyone because of tattoos and piercings don’t fucking act like it’s the same as skin colour,you choose to get piercings and tattoos not what fucking race you are
Real dialogue. I shit you not.
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
mother of high quality gifs….
HIS JAW DID THE THING, SOMEBODY SEND HELP.
Jaw lines will be the death of me.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
GOD BLESS YOU THIS JUST GOT EVEN HOTTER
OH FUCKING GOD
SPN fandom, the only fandom to find demons hot … and god they’re hot.